I now see why girls win all arguments!

After a long teasing conversation, Boy, "You will never be able to find the right guy." (still in playful mood).

Girl (angry by now), "Fine!"

She then starts working on the computer while the guy is sitting behind her, confused.

Boy, "Why are you angry? I was kidding."

Girl, "I don't like it."

Boy, "Even you joke about me being gay. I do not like it either."

Girl, "I do not know."

Pause.

Girl, "Tell me something, why did you yell at me yesterday? I still do not understand it."

Boy, "I was already angry at Professor Ignorant and you were constantly talking."

Girl, "How am I supposed to know that you are angry? And I did not do anything then why were you pissed at me?"

Boy, "Professor Ignorant had already ruined my mood. He wanted me to redo an experiment. First Professor Ignorant and then you....Umm...Professor Ignorant said he will email me the graph of methyl ester...."

Girl, interrupting, "What did you say?"

Boy, "Professor Ignorant will email me the methyl ester graph."

Girl, "No, before that"

Pause

Girl, "First Professor Ignorant and then me....? What?"

The boy comes up forward and leans on to the desk right next to the girl and started speaking slowly, "You both got on my nerves yesterday. He asked me to redo an experiment and you were constantly speaking and I was in no mood to listen."

Girl, "So if you have so much trouble with my blabbering, why do you even talk to me? When I try to stay away from you, you are the one who gets together with your friend and cracks jokes just to make me laugh. If you keep doing that I will be tempted to talk to you. "

Boy, smiling, "Hmm.."

Girl, "If you have so much trouble then I will not talk to you."

Boy, still smiling, "Okay."

Pause. The guy writes something with a marker on a glove and shoves it in front of the girl. The girl reads it and smiles which is immediately followed by a frown.

Girl, "Look I can not keep on going like this.If you do not want to talk to me then it has to begin from this very moment. Either we can talk or we can not. There can not be a middle way that you will talk to me whenever you want but when I want the same, I will have to consider your mood. How am I even supposed to know what is going on in your mind?"

Boy, surprised, "What do you mean?"

Girl, " How am I supposed to know whether you are in mood to talk or not?"

Boy, "Well..if I do not reply..."

Girl, "Okay, so you will talk to me whenever its your mood and what if I feel like talking to you?"

Boy, "See when you have trouble with your partner Demon, I never talk to you either since I assume that you want to be left alone."

Girl, "Yeah right. Yes, when I am with him I am very silent and that is because I detest him. He is a very rude guy and the only reason I am still his partner is because I do not have any other option. And I never let my anger out on you or your friend no matter how angry I am with him. I never yell at you. And you yourself decide that you should not talk to me then. I never said that to you. Whatever trouble I have with Demon is between us and has nothing to do with you and it will be unfair if I take out his share of my anger on you."

Boy, softly, "Not everyone is like you..."

Girl, "So what am I supposed to do?"

Boy,  "Okay...sorry!"

The girl still infuriated at the guy, remains silent.

The boy grabs his bag and is leaving when..

Girl, "Can you please keep that poster on my desk? I will still be using it."

The boy obeys and keeps the poster right next to her computer. He is leaving when

Boy, "Don't be angry. And sorry. Bye."

And ruffles the girl's hair.

All her anger melts away. Still facing the computer and with a smile on her face, she says, "Goodnight!"